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kelvin language

It means my definition of anything

See your definition in life it's living but in my Kelvin language its totally different

by NiggaRetardeded October 4, 2018


annaliese kelvin

Annaliese Kelvin(s) have beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair. They are usually short and always loud and obnoxious, Annaliese will never miss an opportunity to tell a horrible joke. Annaliese Kelvin(s) are very wealthy and most definitely have AirPods and rich kid shoes. Annaliese Kelvin(s) are caring people but will forever be extremely annoying.

Person 1: That girl in my metal class has beautiful blue eyes but i'm too scared to talk to her because she has AirPods.
Person 2: oh yeah, that's Annaliese Kelvin.

by Ellie May Loves Unicorns April 9, 2019


Kelvin Gu

The coolest asian guy ever in Batten who drives all the chicks crazy with his violin skillz.

Did you hear Kelvin Gu playing the violin concerto in D by Stravinsky last week? Such a prodigy he is.
Hey Kelvin, you wanna come to my party next week?
Wooow, nice A*s you've got in your Cambridge exams!

by Kip McGrath July 14, 2020


dirty kelvin

A dirty Kelvin is when you whip out your enormous penis and bitch slap hoes with that huge pipe.

“Omg I just got a dirty kelvin, my teeth almost got knocked to the back of my throat

by Yellow raccoon February 27, 2022


Kelvin Martin

Kelvin Martin is the original '50 Cent'. He was a one-man crime wave in brooklyn back in the 80s. His M.O. was robbing stores & people. Standing only 5' 2" he got his name playing dice. he started with a 50¢ bet and walked away with $500

In Kelvin Martins honor, Curtis Jackson purchased a headstone for Kelvins grave and took on the name 50 cent to keep his name alive

by korpse September 20, 2007

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Kelvin Yap

Suffering

I'm Kelvin Yapping

by ZA WARUDO! August 21, 2013


A Kelvin Era

A period of time in which a young black male normally during puberty begins to collect a large multitude of females “hoes” or “whores” in such abundance to where it eventually becomes so much that be can no longer handle the absurd amount of “hoes” and the entire era implodes on itself

Wow he really in his a kelvin era right now man

by Jc.327 September 1, 2022

5👍 1👎