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Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants
I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland
noun - beat up Michael Jordan shoes...
"Man, Quan, why you where dem crusty kenya mikes when you work at Foot Locker?"
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a girl thats under the age of 18 that has saggy breasts that go down to her waist
me-hey look at that girl she looks like she has kenya tits
friend-hua what are they
me-dude i mean she has really saggy tits like the chicks in africa you know the ones that dont wear bras
friend-oh haha thats mean
me-mean but true my friend mean but true
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a large, unkept, messy, ratty, or otherwise sloppy and/ot messy thatch of hair located anywhere on the human body...usually accompanied by a foul odor.
Murph, have you bush-whacked the jungles of kenya?
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Two black men participating in the "69" position.
I caught Deon-Dre and Morris in a Kenya Switch Blade last night. Boy were they sweaty.
I'm so gay I could go for a nice balls-deep Kenya Switch Blade.
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Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.
Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.
K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
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