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Diddy Kerns

A real bad ass, has the money of P diddy, but a badass reputation.

"Man you ain't no Diddy Kerns or nuthin"
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"Bitch stop tryin to act all Diddy Kerns n shit"

by Jim Jonts March 30, 2006


Todd Dammit Kerns

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.

Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!

by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012


kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

kern valley high school suck

by dil bob October 04, 2017


Kern

A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.

I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.

by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021


Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns

Garett laughed so hard he kerned

by Gingercracker June 06, 2023


Kern

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum

Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.

by Bimjo December 27, 2017


Kern

a lightly equipped Irish foot soldier.

In ancient Irish conflicts, the Irish fought fiercely as kern, relying on their agility and conventional weapons to defeat their adversaries.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025