A real bad ass, has the money of P diddy, but a badass reputation.
"Man you ain't no Diddy Kerns or nuthin"
or
"Bitch stop tryin to act all Diddy Kerns n shit"
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Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.
Dude, who is that guy with Slash?
Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!
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this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out
kern valley high school suck
A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff
Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.
She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne
A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.
I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.