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Crystle kettle is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. Crystle kettle, aka jamesbatty19, is one of the many roblox players. Crystle kettle is so hated that there is even a group called the Kettle Foundation. The Kettle Foundation is a group targeted at Crystle Kettle as an investigation group. The group is able to find out pretty much anything about ‘it’. The group is ran by PcNoodlex (aka Pc). Crystle Kettle hates Pc with a passion LOL
Crystle kettle, that one with a white hat and a white dress.
Warm liquid from a kettle.
See:Hot Water
Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth
When you get tossed off in a steam room or sauna. If its public or private is down to the tossers disgression.
I went to the gym with this girl and she gave me a Creamy Kettle in the public steam room. This bloke was blates watching us though
your cock is physically a kettle
I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.
Troy: Kettle Corn! That's A Funtime snack!
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When a headset on Xbox LIVE makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can't hear it.
Tea kettle! If you can't hear it, it's you.
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A Kettle-Purse is the KettleBell used in Crossfit.
Crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but Crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked Paleo Diet. (Put "CROSSFIT FAIL" in Google to See this embarassing fitness group.)
Cross-Fit uses a variety of poor 'fitness' techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, effeminate, and totally ridiculous. One type of exercise in Crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a 'hanging ball' with a loop handle on it. Crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a KETTLE-PURSE because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman's Purse.
Crossfit has now made it look like men are exercising while holding a little ladies purse. " KETTLEPURSE "
- "Oh, god, not another Crossfit class." -- "How can you tell it's Crossfit?" - "Because all the guys are carrying their KettlePurses, and also because of the paleo diet body odor."
- Grok signed up for Crossfit, he thought he was exercising like a caveman, but little did he know, to the public he looked like an unfit guy swinging a little woman's kettle purse. And his paleolithic grok logo looks like a caveman who is wearing a Skirt."
- "Instead of using a barbell, crossfit men use a little weight called a KettlePurse, making them look more like a Dumbbell."
- "The KettlePurse ... like it's already-debunked paleo diet, yet another Crossfit Fitness Failure."
- Nobody builds muscle from Planking, much less butterfly pullups, or swinging around a girly kettle-purse, making Crossfit now the embarassment of the exercise world.
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