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Khalid is a stupid man who has teeth so yellow it looks like the Magic School Bus. In fact, he's so ugly that his parents freaking fed him with a slingshot. Outside, they act like they love him and all that crap, but inside, they detest his presence, as well as his classmates. He's very fat, and finishes everything in less than 35 seconds. If he sees somebody savoring their food, he will take his/her food and devour it himself. Everybody hates him, as well as his "friends". Legend says it that if you knock on the head of Khalid Elfuckface, you will most surely hear an echo. He is very stupid as well, and has an IQ of -31. In fact, he is so stupid even aliens won't probe him. Lastly, Khalid is a spoilt rich ass brat. That's how outsiders know him as. Khalid is, in one word, ... Hahaha, actually, you can't physically describe him in one word. WHY THE HELL DO YOU EXIST, KHALID???
Hey, I smashed with Khalid last night.
Wait, wait, wait... Do you mean Khalid Elfuckface?
Yeah, why?
Don't talk to me every again.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
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Habibi is an Arabic word for "my love."
Khalid is an Arabic name meaning "eternal".
Derived from the three letter Arabic root "kha lam dal."
Habibi Khalid is "eternally my love."
I am yours, Habibi Khalid!
Khadija admires her Habibi Khalid!
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When he watches turning red with you and gets turned on
Person 1: that was great movie wait are dirty-Khaliding on me
Dirty Khalid: ummm no
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A name refereed to a nigga with a huge forehead that is dark as night.
Khalid come here with your big head. Your forehead is a head of your body.
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Adoumies boyfriend and lover that never leaves his side and fucks every night in his apartment.
Did you see my nigga Khalid Filali getting absolutely ass fucked by adoumie last night?
al khalid is the type of person to purposely fall off the slide.
“look at al khalid he’s falling!”
“OH CHEESE!”
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