KIA is Korean slang for a blowjob that is interrupted prematurely due to the presence of parents, children, police, etc.
I was getting such an amazing blowjob and then I got KIA'd by the kids!
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Know-it-all. Someone who presumes to know more than what they actually do.
She should be driving a Kia. She is such a Kia. Know-it-all, intellectual, windbag
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Killed In Action. KIA is South Korea 2nd largest automobile manufacturer.
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The Underground CIA. One who has insider information and/or disinformation about a wide variety of topics and subjects. Bullshit artist.
"Man, that KIA sure winded me with her viewpoints and persepctives on the psychosocial manipulation and subversion of the masses!"
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Greg: Yo Frank I just got you a new car!
Frank: Why the fuck would you give me a Kia I hate that shit
Greg: I work at a fucking Raleys you should be thankful
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An annoying scene girl who is freakishly tall. Usually stands somewhat like a child who has to pee very badly. Also Kias are very likely to have a septum piercing, which they will play with a lot. Giving the illusion that they always have theyβre fingers up theyβre nose. Kias may also be very skinny and in need of a sandwich.
"Did you see how that girl was standing?!"
"Yeah, she looked like a kia!"
"Whoa! Did you see that Kia?!"
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