Kid

Something that you yeet across the room

Guy: my kid yeet
Mom: :|

kid

Anyone below the age of 18 (or 21, in some circles.) Don't listen to the idiotic fools who hate on little kids because they think it's "hip and cool".

Adult: "lawlz i r teh 1337 adult cuz i h8 kidz"

Kid: "I thought that you got SMARTER when you got older."

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KIDS

Krazy Individuals Destroying Society

Infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become KIDS

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the kid

A way to refer to yourself in the third person. Likely originated from G-Unit members 50 Cent and Lloyd Banks.

Bag lady: "Paper or plastic?"
Wanksta: "AAAAWWWW PLEEZ BITCH!!! You know what the kid be all about. DA PAPER, HO!!! Now wrap dem groceries up good, baby, you know how I roll."
Bag lady: "Here you go, sir."
Wanksta: "And while yo' at it, throw in this here 50-pack of jimmy hats, cuz you know the kid be hittin' it ALL NIGHT, BABY!!! YEAH, BEEE-OTCH!"
Bag lady: "Thank you for shopping at Safeway. Have a nice day."
Wanksta: "PEACE!!! The kid be OUT!"
(leaves)
Bag lady: "What was up with that dumb white kid?"
Manager: "Don't know, probably just another Widney High student."

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kid

kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.

sortza bifta der kid.

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kids

the worst STD you can get.

man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.

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kid

A baby goat

look at that cute kid suckling on that goat!

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