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noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.
Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.
Using your kindle obsessively until you have had enough of the same books or series of books
If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout
Kindle kids is used when someone with a kindle fire has chatted up kids on there kindle fire, so you call the kids kindle kids as they have been captured by a pedo.
Danny stop chatting up your kindle kids
An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire
“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”
A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.
You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,
No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl
Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.
The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.
The acting of rubbing ones feet together like a cricket impulsively when you lay down in bed.
Alex tried not to do a kindling jig when he got into bed with Alice but he couldn’t help it