A game that allows you to do whatever you want as long as you have more then power then the other.
Judge: You are sentence to life in prison for your murder.
Lawyer: Your Honor, my client has over 50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms.
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"Kingdom come", derived from "Thy kingdom come" in the Christian Lord's Prayer, is an informal phrase meaning "the next world" or "the end of time".
If you're too much of a nice guy they will fuck with you till kingdom come
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A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.
How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.
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An online text-based RPG created by the excellent Jick. Highly original and imaginative, and hilarious too. All the graphics are based on black-and-white stick figures.
Don't let the graphics and text put you off. Not for brain-dead people who only favour RPGs with high resolution graphics and cannot spell.
One of the only RPGs online with some sort of interlectual value, who appreciate the ability to write properly and makes intelligent observations of the actual world around you. None of the obsessive crap, as you get "adventures" everyday which limit the amount of time you spend on the computer.
Kingdom of Loathing frikin RULES
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A server full of absolute crackheads who, for the love of god, need to touch some grass. Like now.
Person 1: hey are you in the Oh_dreeeams Kingdom discord server?
Person 2: Yeah, the server about a Dnf fan fic?
Person 1: yeah that server!
SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering
Quotes:
"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck
"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar
"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa
"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker
"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik
"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey
Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?
Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob
Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof
Person B starting to cry: ...Yep
Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."