A name no one else fucking has. The epitome of a high school dropout, heβs always high and he falsely believes that every woman wants to suck him off. A reverse fuckboy who thinks heβs the shit. His long hair makes up for his small dick. No true potential, and heβs always in his sad boi hours.
Damn, that nigga really is a Kirby
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A badass Puffball who is a trademark of Nintendo. Will suck you up whole if you fuck with him.
Kirby is such an awesome character
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A seriously fucking annoying teenage girl ages 12-16. Kirby's can usually be spotted in skin tight, ass-revealing yoga pants, and shirts that use the exact same amount of material as a bra. A Kirby's natural habitat is in the middle of a circle of horny guys in tank tops. Kirby's usually like to spend their days hugging every guy they see, uploading photos of them with obvious cleavage, and stealing the boyfriends of her best friends. Kirby's should be swiftly avoided by all of man-kind.
Kirby: OMG, Josh, come get tickets with me! LOL
*proceeds to take duckface pic on instagram*
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Verb - To challenge an opponent to a more serious, higher-skilled game when losing a casual one; to strengthen rules in order to overtake a less-abled opponent. Not to be confused with TomCavanaughing, or "taking a casual game way too seriously."
"It was a great pickup game until Joe decided to kirby it up and started complaining about traveling and bumping."
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A girl with big boobs and fake eyelashes who frequently masturbates at other people's houses.
Yes, her real name is Kirby. Her mom smokes a lot of anything.
hey, who is that?
Oh, thats Kirby. She is hott as shit, but can't take a dick.
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An over-weight / obese person, round in shape.
Wow, look at that Kirby!
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More formally known as "The Cum-Shot Kirby".
This word usually defines a semen-like fluid being stained on a public place in which way seems impossible for a human being to accomplish.
Guy 1 with a boner: Dude, how did you get that stain on the ceiling?
Guy 2 with a boner: Cum-Shot Kirby man..
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