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Kirby

A name no one else fucking has. The epitome of a high school dropout, he’s always high and he falsely believes that every woman wants to suck him off. A reverse fuckboy who thinks he’s the shit. His long hair makes up for his small dick. No true potential, and he’s always in his sad boi hours.

Damn, that nigga really is a Kirby

by MoniqueJulieAnastasiaJadenAbby May 29, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kirby

A badass Puffball who is a trademark of Nintendo. Will suck you up whole if you fuck with him.

Kirby is such an awesome character

by Jesophjaylan June 13, 2017

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kirby

A seriously fucking annoying teenage girl ages 12-16. Kirby's can usually be spotted in skin tight, ass-revealing yoga pants, and shirts that use the exact same amount of material as a bra. A Kirby's natural habitat is in the middle of a circle of horny guys in tank tops. Kirby's usually like to spend their days hugging every guy they see, uploading photos of them with obvious cleavage, and stealing the boyfriends of her best friends. Kirby's should be swiftly avoided by all of man-kind.

Kirby: OMG, Josh, come get tickets with me! LOL

*proceeds to take duckface pic on instagram*

by Kiki O'Connell June 28, 2012

15πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Kirby

Verb - To challenge an opponent to a more serious, higher-skilled game when losing a casual one; to strengthen rules in order to overtake a less-abled opponent. Not to be confused with TomCavanaughing, or "taking a casual game way too seriously."

"It was a great pickup game until Joe decided to kirby it up and started complaining about traveling and bumping."

by papabearoreilly April 20, 2010

11πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Kirby

A girl with big boobs and fake eyelashes who frequently masturbates at other people's houses.
Yes, her real name is Kirby. Her mom smokes a lot of anything.

hey, who is that?

Oh, thats Kirby. She is hott as shit, but can't take a dick.

by hott as shit, can take a dick September 20, 2008

25πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Kirby

An over-weight / obese person, round in shape.

Wow, look at that Kirby!

by Ellen The Felon March 8, 2006

37πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


Kirby

More formally known as "The Cum-Shot Kirby".
This word usually defines a semen-like fluid being stained on a public place in which way seems impossible for a human being to accomplish.

Guy 1 with a boner: Dude, how did you get that stain on the ceiling?

Guy 2 with a boner: Cum-Shot Kirby man..

by Cpt.Stiffy September 28, 2009

15πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž