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refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
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Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.
C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!
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The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.
Hey, you can eskimo kiss my ass!
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means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.
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Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.
Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.
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The moist stamp of a bare female backside.
Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
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