Self made millionaire, best clothing, coolest husband, chillest baby, Hila is a boss.
Hey, itβs Hila Klein! I wonder if her and Ethan are planning any new videos!
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An overweight women with very nice legs
Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs
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Premier of Alberta. Debt-eliminator. Implementor of progressive policy leading to superior wealth creation opportunities for all Albertans.
Known in some quarters as King Ralph.
Thanks to Ralph Klein, Alberta is debt-free and unlike Saskatchewan, is also free of communism.
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A self-proclaimed "comedian" and YouTuber who somehow managed to amass a following despite possessing all the charm of a wet sock. Known for his signature style of lazily dissecting and mocking other content creators under the guise of "critique," Ethan has perfected the art of recycling outdated memes and regurgitating the same tired jokes. He has become the embodiment of mediocrity and a cautionary tale for anyone considering a career in online entertainment. Approach with extreme caution, as prolonged exposure to his videos may result in severe brain cell loss and an uncontrollable urge to slam your head into a wall.
Person A: Have you seen that latest Ethan Klein video?
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.
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A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.
Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, thatβs a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear itβs a pregnant man bro!
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Klein High is worst fucking school on this planet. Filled with a bunch of sluts and tryhard friends.
Klein Cain is better than that bs school Klein High.
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