Are you guys going to KMart tonight?
Um, I can't. I have to work.
K-Mart crowd is comprised of non-tippers, gawkers and people who have voyeristic tendencies but will not pay for anything.
K-mart crowd: "It's a total K-Mart crowd out there," said the 12 hour stripper with $16.
Kmart crowd = wallflowers
When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.
"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."
Tim- How was she
Dan- She was k-mart
Tim - Kmart
Dan - not great but she did the job.
Code word that is used to mean shopping for adult fetish or kinky items
Alex always bought his underwear at kmart
A more ghetto version of Target.
Jimmy ;lets go to Kmart
Me ;no lets go to Target
Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?
"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"