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Knut

A guy with glasses whoes parents are devorced. Really gay.

Knut is gay.

by Strangle_boy December 6, 2017


Knut

A big gay

Guy 1: Did he really lick that guys scrotum?
Guy2: Yes
Guy1: Wow, he sure is a Knut

by Axelboi January 22, 2019


Knut

Knut is the name of a man with the physique of a greek god, and a long beatiful ponytail that shines like a brilliant golden star. His skin is the color of blood, a testimate to his everlasting endurance in the face of the dangers of the universe. Knut can attract any organism he wishes with his alluring charisma, and giant testicles that reach to the floor.

He has the ability to make anyone he wants a star, most notably Marcus Kabelo Møll Mosele, or "Kamelen". He spends most of his days passing on his wisdom to students at the "Bergen Cathedral School" in western Norway. He can often be spotted wearing a stylish flannel shirt and socks with sandals.

Student 1: I love Knut! He's our best teacher by far.
Student 2: I know right! Knut is so cool!
Student 3: I am not the biggest fan of Knut.
Rest of the class: <<Hangs him by the neck out the window>>

by Trygve Slagsvold Vedum January 8, 2025


Knut

A very strange name. Very mean and likes to hang out on the Hub
Knut is a Norwegian name but Knut is often from another country, maybe Estonia. Knut is also a mongo and can get mistaken for a monkey. Knut has a "sallamiröv".

-That guy is thicc.
-His name is Knut

by crazyfrog6969 April 28, 2020


knut

Knut is the funniest, most attractive, sweet guy you'll ever meet
He's a but goofy sometimes but he knows how to treat a girl
Knut is a guy you'll never expect to meet but just so happen to come across and end up together with

Wow that guy the other day.. His name must be Knut

by MegaButts September 24, 2023


Knut

A cool guy that probably has been in court for talking weirdly to children

Man my friend is such a Knut

by xx_faze_trude_xx January 15, 2022


Knut

HUGGE COCK!

Damn boi u look like a Knut!

by Cucboaih May 22, 2018