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when one is haveing sex with their partner and has a freind hiding some were in the room and when you pull out and you yell "MORTAL KOMBAT" and he goes "FINISH HER" and you proceed to cum in her face
MORTAL KOMBAT!!! followed by FINISH HER...SPLOOGE
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The mixture of two different drugs, being Mephedrone (Mortal) and Ketamine (kombat), equalling a wobbly k-hole euphoria feeling
"Let's Mortal Kombat it tonight!" mephedrone and ketamine mixed together and done either in the form of: lines, bumps, bombs or smoked
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when ur having intercourse with a girl from behind..and ur fucking her soooo hard she's screaming like Shiva from Mortal Kombat. Than, once ur about to bust ur load, u pull out and turn her around. You shoot ur load in the air so she looks up to catch it. as she goes to catch iit in her mouth, you yelll "FATALITY" and chop her right in the neck. preferbly with ur right hand. she falls to the ground in utter pain.
person 1: dude...how was tht girls house?
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!
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Use during sexual intercourse during a party when others can hear you...mainly before ejaculating..Right before ejaculating, scream out Mortal Kombat and the croud responds by shouting FINISH HER!
i WAS SMASHING MY GIRL AT A PARTY AND BEFORE I CAME I SCRAM OUT MORTAL KOMBAT WITH A LOUD RESPONSE IF FINISH HER FROM THE CROUD!MAKING MY EXPERIANCE SO MUCH BETTER!
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The art of "kombat" in moralities. It's basically just arguing like a mother fo. Normally ending with someone so "owned" that their final responce will be filled with so much being of owned that they will blurp out some bs.
DUDE YOU SUCK
Yea, but for a dude to suck who has a girlfriend is technically and blatently gay and for 1 such as yourself to think of such a think you make yourself seem gay. So why don't you go suck off your brother?
UH.. FUCK YOU!!!
I'm owning you in moral kombat you realize?
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Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.
"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".
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A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?
Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?
Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!
Boy: *faints*
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