When you smack someoneβs ass until they shit themselves and proceed to eat them out
Dam that chick is getting some dirty kurtis tonight
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stronger than the average joe. stronger than army strong. a very attractive wrestler.
that guy isn't just strong. he's kurtis strong!
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A commentary YouTuber, most likely to make fun or talk shit about people on the internet and watch trashy tv.
Shit... did you see Kurtis Conners new vid..it was the shit!
Gay 16 year old scooter rider that canβt tailwhip yet, and all he does is no footers.
I went to the skate park with Kurtis Clark to see him No footer all the ramps at the skate park.
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If you have a "Kurtis and Megan" relationship this clearly means you have been though it all. the good, the bad and the down right ugly. Alone Kurtis and Megan can be stubborn hard headed people who are both stunningly attractive and have strong personalities. they refuse to take crap from anyone and will not only stand up for them selves but for others when need be. together these two are a power couple. their heads may clash but in the end they know they rather be together than alone. perfectally perfect for each other these two are God's definition of best friends. they talk for hours about nothing...sometimes even make cat noises at each other, it doesn't matter what the situation is they always make it fun. two peas in a pod that come together to make one great bean. all megans are lost with out their kurtis'. true love incarnate, these two need to stay together through the test of time and show that true love does exist.
Megan: Hey Kurt!
Kurtis : meow!
Megan: awwww :) come here so i can rub ur ears!
Megan: Kurtis! :) i just wanted to let you know that I love you dearly and feel so blessed to have you apart of my life. without you at my side i question whether life is worth living but every time i see you i am reminded yes life goes on...always be my best friend...and lover?
Kurtis: I wouldn't miss it for the world...i love you too so much Megan! :)
Kurtis and Megan are perfect lovers
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A Kurtis is when somebody says a really obvious lie
Corey says"my blind neighbor drove me to school". Everyone says "stop commuting Kurtis"
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