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ashton kutcher

when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.

I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.

by spread mollusk September 2, 2017


Kutcher x10

Pronounced Kutcher Times Ten

Describes a guy who thinks he is way cuter/hotter/sexier/more popular than everyone knows he is. They typically wear aviator shades or trucker hats or beanies or whatever the stupid ashton trends are in your area.

May also be substituted with "Segerblom x10"

Kristie: Hey. did you see the dude in the mirrored aviators?

Alee: Omigod, I know. He is sooo Kutcher x10...

by shoppertopper December 4, 2009