lax it

if you where to relax you would lax it

hello mate what u doing 2nyt? u coming out.. nahh mate just guna lax it 2nyt the bitches will have to wait another day

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laxing

Originated from 'relaxing', albeit bastardised; meaning to chill and go easy; as opposed to a state of urgency. Usually used when confronted with verbal attacks, to evade any work or when one simply feels like doing nothing.

e.g 1
knoddy "oh my gawd sup witha hair mun it's hideous!"

dicky "fuck you"

knoddy "woah woah laxing ya let's go for some beer"

e.g 2
jenny "hey knods have you done your calculus homework? it's like due tomorrow! oh when's our quiz is it thursday or next monday?"

knoddy "laxing. i don't intend to do it. zomg we have a quiz?"

e.g 3
knoddy " oraits i'm just gonna go bathe and laxing before meeting boobsy for dinner. ciao!"

eddy "use protection, man"

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Lax

Short term used for relax.

I'm just kicking back, having a lax day.

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laxatives

Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative

"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"

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Laxing

To use a large amount of laxatives to shed mad pounds.

I'm going to the beach on Tuesday, so I'm laxing until next week, bro!

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Lax

Short for relax, a state of total lack of stress.

Ahh... this is lax..

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lax

lax n: the greatest fucking sport ever
adj. awesome, sweeet
v.:to play the greatest fucking sport ever
laxer n.: one who plays lax, partys a lot, and says "whoa" a lot

n. "dude i have lax game tomorrow, i cant party tonight"
adj. "dude i got dome last night" "LAX!"
v. "dude lets go lax"
laxer n. "haha dude that kids such a laxer"

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