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A playboy who dates girls for max 3months and breaks their heart. Does not even have the guts to face a girl who is his GIRLFRIEND. A pussysquare pussy that does not dare to talk to in real life but through text.
person 1: "Have you seen javier lim"
person 2: " of course! he is running away from his girlfriend again
lim jabha is a big poopoo peepee and has terrible taste of music but other than that he's pretty nice but can be a little betch. In science, u always crack a joke and annoy the shite out of us, but we hate him anyway.
anyways happy birthday soz for roasting u but its fun writing bad stuff than good I hope you enjoy this being on the internet
P.S U r one of our closest friends and enjoy every minute of it
xoxo Kayla and Eadan
"omg Lim Jabha sucks"
"Ik right"
an erotic pleasure givin to a girl/man by the one and only "simon lim"
doin a leg or an arm where it "bends"
simon lim loves givin his sister crazzy lim experiences by thrustin his tiny 2 incher between her forearm and the bisept.
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The best Asian and greatest sleight of hand artist ever. Also the sexiest magician on Earth. His signature moves are the wink, the heart sign, and the blow.
Magician 1: Dude, you got that sleight of hand?
Magician 2: Yeah, I learned it from Shin Lim!
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Literally means 'your mother'
Usually used as a swear phrase in Singapore, an alternative for females to swear instead of 'lim pei'
Lim bu today not happy you better don't come and disiao me
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The most annoying and loud teacher you will ever meat in your life she is a faggot and she also is very sexist to boys and only likes the smart girls in her class and also screams michael everyday about some random shit
Ms Lim: (starts screaming about random shit)
Michael: Can we go home already this goes on, on a daily basis
Larry: GODD BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP
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