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A puddle of liquid shit usually found on the floor of a public restroom but can also be found anywhere explosive or non explosive diarrhea is present.
1.Don't go into the bathroom right now we're still trying to clean up the ass lake someone left in there.
2. Bro.. Do you have any paper towels? I've been having explosive diarrhea lately and couldn't make it to the toilet.
Dude what do you mean you couldn't make it to the toilet... I swear there better not be an ass lake in there all over my bathroom floor!!
A boss ass lake in northern Saskatchewan. In winter the lake is generally pretty quiet, but quite a few snowmobilers. In summer you can really enjoy the views of the douchebags with their $100,000 boats that their daddys bought them. Its especially nice when you watch them launching their boats and they dont know what theyre doing.
Douchebag #1: Hey man lets go up to Emma Lake this weekend!
Douchebag #2: Sounds good man, remind me to get my white sunglasses!
Douchebag #1: Of course man, gotta look cool while were making a fool of ourselves at the boat launch!
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1. the absence of knowledge of time at the lake. It is when your activities aren't driven by the clock, but rather by bodily functions and wants.
Examples: You bask in the sun when you are tired, swim when you want to, eat when you are hungry, drink when you are thirsty and climb buoys when you don't feel like being on a boat. All of theses things are done regardless of what time the clock shows.
Origin: Lake of the Ozarks 2009
As Mackenzie gets out of the water from skiing: Hey Justin, What time is it?
Justin: I doesn't matter we're on lake time.
Mackenzie: Well, I'm hungry for lunch.
Justin: It's 3:33 p.m., you'll ruin your dinner.
Mackenzie:We're on lake time, remember? I'm eating.
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A "lake" on the Marine base in 29 Palms. This is actually a series of "lakes." These lakes are not really lakes. All the sewage from the base goes into these lakes. The smell permeates everything. You cannot escape it. The smell many pregnant women to puke. Those who are not pregnant should also beware. This is the most disgusting thing you will find in 29 Palms.
Oh my God, what's that nasty smell? It's just Lake Bandini
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When you're from Franklin Lakes, everyone in New Jersey knows about your town.
You know you’re from Franklin Lakes when:
- You go to the Dunkin Donuts after school at FAMS
- You have been to the Indian Trail Club at least sometime in your life
- Most of your shopping is done at the Market Basket
- You attend MBS only on Easter and Christmas (only if you’re Catholic)
- Seeing Phil Simms around town is a normal thing
- You have gotten hit on / talked to the guy at the Citgo Station at least once in your life (RIP to the legend)
- You know the Lukoil in town in the place to get underage tobacco products
- People from other towns are obsessed with your house
- In addition to owning a huge house in town, you also own a vacation home at the Jersey Shore
- If you went to FAMS, you had Ms. Wulster for Phys. Ed. some point in your time there
- The majority of the kids who go to FAMS end up going to a private high school versus going to Indian Hills or Ramapo
- The majority of the moms drive a Tahoe or an Escalade
- You have a hard time deciding which of the 3 pizza places in town to order from
- Bagel Nosh is your go to breakfast place
- The Bar / Bat Mitzvah’s are more extravagant than the average wedding
- You tell people Michael Jackson lived here
- Every kid played for the “War Eagles” growing up, whether it was baseball, football, or basketball
"Yo man you know where I can get a tin?"
"Have you tried the Franklin Lakes Lukoil?"
Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.
Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.
Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.
"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"
"The Green Lake?"
"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"
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A Alternative Rock/Punk Rock band formed in 2005 from Chicago, Illinois. As of right now, their members include Nathan Leone(Vocals), Mateo Camargo(Guitars and Programming), Matthew Leone (Bass), and Daniel Torelli (Drums).
"Imagine we were dead
Counting all the things we never did.
I remember when you told me
I should live like I'm dying
And not to close my eyes
While everything burns.
What are we waiting for?
These years are dying slowly,
Today is still in front of us
And we're breakin out
Cause today is now or never. "
- From "Now or Never" by Madina Lake
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