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paul landi

the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain

i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet

by Shadester December 22, 2014


Wee landy bit

Scottish slang to refer to islands.

Jeff was out spacklin a beast of a wall on that wee landy bit in the bay.

by Ted Mosby's hair April 27, 2019


handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023


Landie

Mainland-dweller, relative to the inhabitant of any given island (i.e. Prince Edward Island). Vaguely dismissive or insulting.

"See that guy at the counter? Asked where the low-fat soy products were and I told him he could fill his boots in the the section next to dairy. He said 'where's that?' Typical landie."

by ProfitGeoff February 26, 2022


Landy

The inability to get it up one night

"Did you sleep with her?" "No mate, I got a Landy"

by Lordyyyyyyyyy February 25, 2022


Landy

Somebody who cries and takes landscape pictures

Boy : “ what’s wrong with him
Boy 2 : “ He’s just pulling a Landy “

by DeanoInit June 8, 2021


Landy

A large but packing young fellow that attracts many young females. Biv lishop is amongst the many women that fall for landys charming ways. He is strapping a 20 inch sword that can not only help attracting females but can be helpful in the fields too.

Girl 1: I have shagged landy

Girl 2:Same

by Anonymous69420123 November 25, 2021