Bosnian landmine

Where the male/female takes a dump on the partners chest then once done the partner slaps in a downward motion to create a messy splatter of excrement on the floor

hey Jim, I just witnessed a couple trying out a Bosnian landmine

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

Latex Landmine

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.

I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!

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vietnamese landmine

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.

I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

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Landmine Learning

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.

Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"

Landmine-Girl

地雷女（Jirai-onna) lit. "Land Mine Woman". Usually younger girls.
A 'landmine' is a girl/woman who wears cute clothes/makeup but in truth, is nothing but trouble.
Somewhat like menhera, they're obsessive and tend to have major personality issues.

They tend to be very attention-seeking, have a messy relationship history, and is overly attached to her social media/how she presents herself online.
She will write out her inner angst as poetry and post it while acting vague and aloof. Act vulnerable and self deprecating in front of others for sympathy but is far too self absorbed to try and sympathize with others.
Generally avoided by most Japanese men, being regarded as mentally and emotionally draining.
However, just like Menhera, it has become a sort of fashion trend amongst Japanese women and has given room for a specific style associated with 'Jirai Onna', also called 'Jirai Kei'.

Landmine-Girls/Women are typically characterized by their red eyeshadow, eye bag makeup, thick bangs, twin tails, Sanrio accessories, ribbons and very feminine clothing with slight gothic accents from brands like Liz Lisa, Ank Rouge, and Honey Cinnamon.

"Women with over 2 two ribbons on their body are 20,000,000% a 'Landmine-Girl'." -Kiryu Coco

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etheopian landmine

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can

I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine