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Amazing band, mainly found on YouTube, that you should all look up.
"Glances" is by far their best song.
I jizzed a lil when i listened to Amia Venera Landscape.
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When a nigga freestyling and tryna diss a hoe this what the fuck he say
Yo fuck that bitch, hoe there aint no escape... and she be look like a landscape
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A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
A local landscaping company in Massachusetts.
“Dude my grass is so green right now.” “Well you can thank Marty’s Landscaping HAHAHAHAHAH”
Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.
Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard
To flash your boobs at someone
“I’m so lucky, sometimes my gf landscapes me with me even asking.”
“In one episode of Community, Britta landscapes Fat Neil in exchange for Hot Chili Pepper tickets.”
Ted: Wasnt Susie looking hot tonight?
Bill: Nah...her bikini line needed sorting out, there was a Foresty Landscape going on down there!!
Ted: Nice