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handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023


Landie

Mainland-dweller, relative to the inhabitant of any given island (i.e. Prince Edward Island). Vaguely dismissive or insulting.

"See that guy at the counter? Asked where the low-fat soy products were and I told him he could fill his boots in the the section next to dairy. He said 'where's that?' Typical landie."

by ProfitGeoff February 26, 2022


The Spencer Landis

The best designer at the company.

I need somthing extremely complicated designed so I better talk to The Spencer Landis!

by bbirds August 4, 2022


Vulva Landy

Vulva and Phalanges A derogatory pose . The act in which one stick's their tongue through there pointer and middle finger on either hand and makes a cunnilingus motion with there tongue. made popular in the movie king pin where woody Harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.

made popular in the movie king pin where woody harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.

by Ted Brown February 20, 2012


Landy

The inability to get it up one night

"Did you sleep with her?" "No mate, I got a Landy"

by Lordyyyyyyyyy February 25, 2022


Landy

Somebody who cries and takes landscape pictures

Boy : “ what’s wrong with him
Boy 2 : “ He’s just pulling a Landy “

by DeanoInit June 8, 2021


Landy

A large but packing young fellow that attracts many young females. Biv lishop is amongst the many women that fall for landys charming ways. He is strapping a 20 inch sword that can not only help attracting females but can be helpful in the fields too.

Girl 1: I have shagged landy

Girl 2:Same

by Anonymous69420123 November 25, 2021