San Lang

a nickname meaning "third son" in Chinese Mandarin. Is also a ultra mega simp lord that stalks their crush for 800 years.

"San Lang help me there's a gust of wind coming my way!"
-Protecc mode-

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clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

Lang

Something that can't be picked up

Hey brah check out that lang!

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alexis lang

a slutty hoe who likes porn

Damb Alexis Lang was doing the reverse cowgirl on porrnhun

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San Lang

the hottest demon king ever in Heaven's Official Blessing. am a big simp..

San Lang is THE HOTTEST MAN.

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Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

abbreve lang

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)

"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"