A person who touches kids and Pervs on other peoples girlfriends
Lanky Liam: Hey bbg smash me
Person: *surprised*
Persons gf: *scared*
People: Ew lanky Liam is such a weirdo
A long skinny penis with a very big head
Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies
Tall man who likes little kids
wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!
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1. very ghetto attempt at fortnite dancing
2.the posture you acquire when you have an existential identity crisis because ur an educated black male but ur black and know people from the hood so u dont fit in with white people at school, but ur educated so u dont fit in with black people from the hood
3. how a dude w a hoodie and earbuds dancing to his ghetto music walks
"is this is electroshuffle?". nah thats just one lanky dip
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Lots of things with bloody fast comets, sinking keys, and sense is made in nonsense knotty. And all the resT of em...
βTwas the night upon royalties n shit that the knotty knots knottily took part in whatβs known in the unknown fun of the lanky dalek.
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Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer
Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up
Lanky Kong was one of the main playable characters in Donkey Kong 64, where HE was one of the four Kongs captured and later rescued throughout the game.
After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!
lanky kong HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.