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When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
Best block in block gaem (aka minecraft)
"replace it with sea lanterns"
Uber-negro, a black man that greatly surpasses the qualifications to be black.
A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others
That guy there is suave, fast, a tall slim glass of dark chocolate, he is a black lantern
Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!
Obama he is a true black lantern
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When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.
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Green Lantern is like a dick without wings.
Green Lantern is so fat that he couldn't even get his mouth open wide enough to take his diet pills.
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Gah... idiots...
Anyway... Green Lantern... a comic book character created in 1940 by Sheldon Moldoff (I believe) for All American Comics.
There have been three major Green Lanterns... the Golden Age GL, Alan Scott, the Silver Age GL, Hal Jordan, and the current Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.
Green Lantern is still published monthly by DC Comics (who acquired All American in the 40s) and can be found at your local comic shop or bookstore.
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