Buk Lao

The character portrayed by "Russell Johnson", the OwnagePranks prank-caller. On YouTube, type in OwnagePranks, and you will understand.

Buk Lao: LIKA SOMEBODIII, FUCK YOU BIC BOIII.
Restaurant Man: Fack yo mather!

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Lao Err

Mandarin slang for dick.

Kozuki is a total lao err.

That lao err made the combo viable.

Lao Wai

Means 'foreigners' in Chinese.

Now we see more and more lao wai in China.

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gum lao

(language: Cantonese)
/gʌm laʊ/
(guhm lou)

–verb (used with object)
*more uses than listed*
1. Slang . to screw up.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
3. Slang . to jizz on (also refer to T-bag).
4. Slang . to perform act of violence.
5. Slang . to cheat.

–verb (used without object)
1. Slang . to meddle (usually fol. by sher lai bei ah dow ah).

–interjection
1. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
2. Slang . (to add emphasis. Usually fol. by piece of shit).

–noun
1. an act of sexual intercourse.
2. Slang . a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
3. what the fucking gum lao, Slang . (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)

-adjective
1. soiled with dirt; foul; unclean: gum lao pair of shoes.
2. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
3. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a gum lao question.
4. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a gum lao party.
5. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that gum lao radio.
6. in a state of stupor; stupefied: gum laoed from fatigue.

Common usages:

1. "Why are you so gum lao?"
2. "I gum laoed the test."
3. "Fuck that gum lao piece of shit"
4. "Wyatt, stop gum laoing your own face" (also refer to T-bag)
5. "Stacy gum laoed your balls last night" (note ambiguity: multiple definitions)

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Wang Lao

He is the complete form of Wang Lai and Wan Lo combined. It is believed that he is 8,000,000,000 years old. No one can really know his age because he was born before time even existed. It is also believed that he created light when light shone on his head.

A: Wang Lao have some hair!
B: No! It is not possible!

lao bormulae

someone that is sub-human and vulgar in every possible way.

Jim: Bernie, that kid with all the boils on his face who dribbles when he speaks, hes lao bormulae

Lao bu

Literally means "mother" in hokkien.

Didn't pass my exam, lao bu definitely will scold the shit out of me.

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