Someone who often cries over One Direction and uses dark humor to cope with their break.
βUgh that girl is such a Larkβ
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Lark is porn it stands for destroying or demolishing that pussy
"I'm larking on her ass tonight."
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v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.
John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.
The author of "What the F@ck Happened Last Night?" a book compiling 1 manβs uncommonly retarded, exceedingly drunken encounters recalled to the best of his abilities, with a little help from those that participated. A book about time travel
Have you read that book by Colin Lark?
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Common nickname for people with the name Mark.
Nickname originated when individuals with the given name βMarkβ performed well in the gladiator battles during the Republican Rome period. The name is synonymous with βGod of Warβ or the God βMarsβ.
Though this nickname is now given to high achievers where performance is measurable (academics, sports, good looks).
You can be sure that Mark-a-Larks will reshape the world.
When playing any sports game, chosing the black jerseys and a stadium where there is shadows, the person then hides in the shadows so that the players cannot be seen and then passes to the almost invisable player to score cheap goals.
Player 1: "GOAL!!!"
Player 2: "You cheating bastard! No one could even see him"
Player 1: "Thats racist and I have the same amout of players as you do"
Player 2: " You Shadow Lark to win you prick"
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