kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious

A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

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liquid laughter

Sick, vomit, shouting soup, singing the rainbow, spew, upchuck, driving the porcalain bus etc.

"saw Sadie t'other night. Liquid laughter all the way to the bussy!"

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PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy

SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter

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canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

Laughter Bucket

A bucket that is required when an individual known as 'Peter' laughs so hard that he vomits and brings people to the point of being concerned about his health.

Example: Oh shit, grab the laughter bucket, Peter's about to hurl

alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj

(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl

Knockback Laughter

A rare disease that only goes to the sweaty try-hards, trying to get a laugh and not a fake one. This disease will make you knock your head back and laugh up to the ceiling. This laugh is very easy to pick out of the crowd when you hear it. When you hear a har-har-har sound, you will feel bad for someone.

"HAR HAR HAR!"
Well someone has Knockback Laughter...