Take a leak

(Informal) to urinate, to piss, relieve oneself. (Crude. Use caution with the topic. Usually in reference to a male.) I gotta take a leak. Man, it felt so good to finally take a leak.

I gotta take a leak.

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Martice Leak

An upcoming internet socialite who works hard to entertain and please his viewers/followers. He's humorous, bona fide, and makes great content!

"Martice Leak? Oh! That one guy whose got a YouTube channel that's worth the subscription and support, he's a cool dude." 😋

Leak the Lizard

Take a piss

Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak my lizard
Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak the lizard

blocked leak

When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.

Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"

Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."

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leak smoke

its slange for pcp smoke

"I smell leak smoke, left by the anonymous" Cage - Agent Orange

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anus leaking

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

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fake a leak

When someone pretends they need to go to the bathroom to avoid class, they are faking a leak.

John: Isn't that the fourth time Bob's gone to take a leak in the last hour?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?