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Synthetic marijuana, Fake weed, spice, "potpourri" that you smoke to get high. (Ex. K2, Scooby snax)
That legal we smoked last night had me way too gone.
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A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.
Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
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The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.
I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?
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Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.
Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>
Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!
When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.
Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.
referring to the legal limit of alcohol allowed in your body before being legally intoxicated and unable to drive. Most U.S. states this means .08%.
to put it into perspective, this means roughly 3 shots of 35% alcohol in one hour for a person weighing 120 LBS.
Sarah was pulled over by a cop on the parkway and after giving her a breathalyzer test he found she was guilty of driving under the influence and double the legal limit.
When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."
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