Lemon

Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.

Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"

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Lemon

Something like a camel toe, but smooth

"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."

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Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

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Lemon

1. That which must be worshiped

2. A sexy and highly addictive thing to lick

3. That which many humans are extremely unworthy of

All hail the mighty lemon!

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Lemon

A lesbian. A female who drinketh from the furry cup. A bean flicker. A rug muncher.

That bitch just tried to feel my flange up. I reckon she's a full on Lemon.

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Lemons

Hard Core Sex ((Level 5))

Also used in Anime Fan-fic, but can apply elsewhere

My roomate heard me and my girlfriend groaning really loud from our lemons, so he yelled

"Drink that Lemonade!"

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Lemon's

Lemon's is a descriptive word used to describe the drug MDMA. Sucking on lemons describes a person on MDMA, and the facial expressions that comes with the effects of the drug.

1. "Hey man your sucking on lemon's hard tonight aren't you?"
2. "We need to grab some lemon's for tonight"
3. "DUDE! i'm sucking on way to many lemon's tonight"
4. "you look like theres concentrated citrus in your mouth, you did way to many lemon's hahah"

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