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Ross: "Im going to squeeze HIM"
Greg: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Sweeney (background cacophony): "SQEEZE LEVERS!!!!!!!!!!"
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The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.
Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"
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an imaginary lever you pull while burning someone.
alex: you suck!
ryan: your mom!
alex mimicking a large lever being pulled: OH BURN! BURN LEVER!!
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To use your elbows as a sexual implement eg kieran lever arch filed Hannah last night
Kieran lever arch filed Hannah last night!!
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The erection which surfaces during a session on the dancefloor at the local discoteque.
It was clear for everyone at the dance-off to see that Tony Manero really had a Saturday Night Lever.
An ape by defintion a complusive order and drive to play all things that are xbox related, finds contact with women an awkward and difficult experiance usually with long gaps without sexual intercourse, due to this lack he results to "releasing the whales" aka "Spanking the Monkey" or "Cleaning the pipes" he can be found doing this up to 9 times a day. usually to the familiar sound of Jenna Black being traffic lighted.
James often uses tears as lube for this obesession of his, Social situations can be awkward for this creature, which usually results in sleeping with your best friends...... this can prove to be difficult.
His mateing call is that of obscure dance moves that come in all sizes shapes and forms, you are likely to see somthing similar if you gave a dyslexic ape with a tick extassy,
there is nothing that can compare with this ..... James Vincent Lever
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its a rubbish school. theyll go miles out of theyre way to stop people from injuries (barely) they dont help bullied students they dont use their cameras so kids sneak out the food is apauling it tastes like soup made in ur cats arse.
that shit hole is little lever school