Leyton

Is the most beautiful girl you’llever meet she is so kind to people and has the best body she will stick with you and wanna do something sweet for everyone if meet a leyton be sure to not pass her up

If you are mean or hurt leyton I’ll come get you

Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.

Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”