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The effect of excess alcohol consumption on the male libido, resulting in a flaccid tool.
Trevor hit the town on friday night on a wicked bender with his mates Alan and Steven. When Trevor got home that night his girlfriend Tracey was still awake and feeling frisky. Trevor tried his best to give her the good time she wanted but he fell prey to the dreaded Jib lib.
"the library"; A pseudonym for the library; usually used so that someone doesn't feel "nerdy" for being at the library when everyone else is out; Not necessarily expected to be a cover, but is more used for comedy for someone to poke fun at themselves.
Person A: What were you up to Saturday Night?
Person B: Club Libs, haha.
To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".
After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.
Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.
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A not-so-subtly disparaging nickname given, often by insurrectionist trumpites, to California.
Times must be gettin’ tough out there in Lib Land with the cost of living as it is!
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up the liberal/an increase in liberal-ness
Tommy: Are you liberal? LIB UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a sexual version of the classic game, mad-libs.
great for talking dirty.
Ohh baby, use those bad libs on me.
Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my (noun). Just thinking about it there makes my (noun) (adjective). I wish you were here right now so that I could run my (noun) up and down your (noun). No one's (noun) has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you (verb) me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My (noun) is (verb)-ing just imagining you (verb)-ing me. Come and get me, Darling. My (noun) is your (noun).
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