Limo Lip

The act of getting out of a car with no panties on and spreading the legs so the meat curtains are exposable.(Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears did it!)

Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears getting out of a car with photographers taking pics of their meat curtains.
Paris got out of the car showing some Limo lip.

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Limo Squeeeky

Two Words Put together to describe complete disguest for Metro-sexual, Jewish Dj's names Matthew.

Lenny: Matt was spinning last night at the Golden Banana gay club, when i went to say hello he tried to kiss me and then asked me to borrow $5!

Bruce: Limo Squeeeky!

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white limo

A line of cocaine longer than six inches in length(it must be more than six inches, not a bump!) Also an awesomely wicked song on the new Foo Fighters album.

T-Money got the party goin when he pulled out the white limo.

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ronnie the limo driver

Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.

ronnie the limo driver

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poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride

I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.

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heal-toe limo

the act of walking to a desired location (ex. home) after a drunken friend has left you somewhere.

joe-"....have you seen mike?"

sue-"...he was wasted and left with becky"

joe.."..DAMIT...he was, my ride! looks like i'll be taking the HEAL-TOE LIMO tonight...."

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Prom Night Limo Liplock

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.

Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.

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