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when you f*** a girl from behind, cum on her back, take some on your thumb, turn her over and make a line on her forehead with your thumb, whilst whispering "Simba"
"Yo nigga, I Lion king that hoe every night"
"I Simba'd her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything sexual as lion king"
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Holding your child up infront of you when being physically threatened in order to prevent being assaulted
The misses found out i cheated on her , i had to lion king that bitch with our kid so she didnt hit me with the frying pan
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When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.
Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch
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When someone raises his or her phone up high in order to receive better signal on their phone.
Jamie: Ughhh my message is not sending!!!
Kat: Just go lion king on it.
Jamie: oh yeah, thanks
When a small group of drunk, college-age friends are hanging out together and spontaneously start singing songs from "The Lion King". Happens surprisingly often. Researchers are still trying to determine why.
Person 1: "We were just chilling, drinking some beers, and then suddenly we were overcome by the Lion King Effect. Started singing that song from the beginning of the movie."
Person 2: "What, the one that's like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah sakenyaaaaaaaa vadavishdi dama' or whatever?"
Person 1: "Yeah, that's the one."
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The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.
Disney: Can we make one good sequel?
Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.
Disney: Ok!
The prime example that a fad has gone too far. Usually done by 16-year-olds who think that Soulja Boy is the best thing since sliced bread. Sometimes done by grown men who need to seriously stop listening to Crank That and get a job.
"dewd dew you Crank That Lion King??? its so kewl its all liek YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU crank taht lion king tho i c wite ppl dew it on youtueb n tehy sux b/c al wite ppl sux @ dancin
stereotypes r fun!!!!"
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