literature teacher

A sadistic poet that enjoys preaching communism in the language of literature.

The soviets specialises in literature teachers

modern literature

actual hell in it's purest earthly form

Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.

Cleveland Literature

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.

Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.

commodity literature

Any form of writting with the sole intention of generating money, usually by exploiting current social and or market trends.

Commodity literature;
Tween novels, ie Twightlight series, Harry Potter series
Romance novel, ie anything with Fabio Lanzoni featured on the cover

Society Literature

When used by Jehovah’s Witnesses, refers to anything published by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society (or, “The Society” for short).

Antonym: Apostate Literature

Wouldn’t you prefer to read some society literature instead of that worldly novel?

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GCSE English Literature

A GCSE (General Certificate of Education) that you can take in school. You will study a play and a book that your teacher will do his/her best to ruin by a.) forcing you to embarrassingly read them out loud in class, and b.) forcing you to over-analyze them whilst ignoring their immediate, aesthetic value.

But this is not always the case. If you are doing the foundation level (like I did) you will be thought of as too much of a retard to be able to read. Instead you will watch some pretentious film adaptation on an old TV not worthy to be shot at by a drugged-up Elvis Presley.

Either way, you will come away with an extremely negative view of classical literature. However, you may be lucky enough to rediscover it in later life and enjoy it properly.

GCSE English Literature Teacher: "So what can we see in Jessica's defiance of her father that is reminiscent of a 20th centry movement that has changed so much?"

Student: "Fascism?"

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Urban-Edge Literature

1. A new genre of literature that features edgy, urban settings; hip, colorful characters; and the cool, razor-sharp language of the streets.
2. Also called "Edge Lit"

Coined by BP Masin, 12Sep03

The new field of "urban-edge literature" is a huge success not only with inner-city youth, but also with the whitebread kids of the 'burbs. It resonates strongly with the tone of today's youth: hip, edgy, vigorous. It's "two-dimensional hip-hop."

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