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That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
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The anal cavity or butt crack.
He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.
Smuggling something in your anus.
How you gonna get that through customs? I'm gonna put it in my booty locker.
(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"
Friend 2: "What were they about?"
Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"
Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
(noun) enclosed bathing unit, shower.
I just got back from the gym, i think i will jump in the rain locker.
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excessive flirting at a school locker between classes
Tim: Hey, did you see Jill and Ted before math class earlier today?
Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking
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the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"
"Stephanie was giving me some back-sass so i kicked her in the poop locker"
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