Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.

Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

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People that look up their names on urban dictionary

These people are fucking retarded

Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!

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Don't look that up

If someone tells you to not look that up, it is called a don't look that up. You will end up looking it up anyway.

' dude I should get a circumcision' 'what is that?' 'don't look that up'

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Do Not Look This Up

Wow. Just wow. You like beating the system don’t ya, madlad?
Like, are you that curious about what would come up?

- I’m gonna look up “Do Not Look This Up” on Urban Dictionary!
- I don’t think that’s a good idea...

Look it up on Google

A phrase used by people pissed off at how fucking lazy some assholes are that they have to bother others with their attention seeking question which just makes them look like a complete dumbass

Retard: Hey, what element does Na on the periodic table represent?
Person with common sense: Just look it up on Google, dipshit.

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people that look up their names on urban dictionary

you're just finding ways to prove you're not a dick and that you're the most fan-fucking-tastic person to be born on this earth, but we all know it's just babying yourself. besides nearly all name definitions are generic and the same, so stop it

freddy: yooo i looked up my name on urban dictionary and it said I was cute, funny and smart!
freddy's friend: no way, you're actually a dick. most name definitions are the same anyway. stop being one of the people that look up their names on urban dictionary

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there was no reason to look this up

Seriously, there was none.

there was no reason to look this up! why did you do it?