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a poncey twit. imagine 10 lords a leaping. now imagine how fucking stupid they look. Michael Flatley is the Lord of the dance. get it? Can be either a man or woman.
wait, he uses a cigarette holder?! what a lord!
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any substance that takes you to higher level of life; the giver of levels
The lord givith and the lord taketh; we loveth the lord.
at a party: Dude, I'm feeling down tonight. Why don't we speed dial the lord?
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Our Lord and Savior, Danny DeVito. It is written in the Old Testament “our lord, Danny DeVito hath risen from thy ashes to resurrect vengeance on all those who hath betrayed him” Mathew; 6969
(Child) hey mom how about we skip church and go to Macdonalds? (Mom) *praying* please the Lord Danny DeVito forgive the boy for he knows not what he says
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Can vary to encompass a number of things from people that make stupid decisions to pot-bellied africans that are living off the fat of the land to that guy that gets punched in the balls when he is blacked out and sneaks into a bar for the third time on St. Patrick's Day.
God, Chids is such a lord, he always gets blacked out and fight with stray cats.
Jesus, what a lord! How can you not know if you have herpes or not!
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L.O.R.D.
Legend Of the Red Dragon
A multi-player game predating todays MMORPGs or home internet connections, played on dial-up Bulletin Board Syrtems (BBS) in which usres would fight various monsters, buy equipment, and even get married and have children, all on a quest to slay the red dragon.
Who's your character in L.O.R.D.?
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DNS - Did Not Show - The act of talking up your performance for a forthcoming sporting event including actively sledging your mates and other competitors to create an air of superiority, only to not show up on the day of the event.
Norman for months has been talking up his performance and how much he is going to smash it for the forthcoming Half Marathon, but apparently 'Had a Cold' on the day and therefore couldn't compete. Norman did a Lording
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