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Lorenzo is a bottom. That's the tea sis.
Me: Lorenzo you bottom uwu
Lorenzo: no
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A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"
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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
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A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.
Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.
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A guy who is just trying to sell weird things
A : Who is this guy alone in the street ?
B: A just a boy who lost all his money selling "humidificateur"
A : HAHA poor Lorenzo
A sexy beast of a man with a huge booty that is all real and big baboon lips
Wow that kid lorenzo is really thicc
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Find yourself a lorenzo
They love to pick there noses and abuse there sisters
They got anger issues and like to cry and get mad when dad tells him to get of the xobox
Fuck you lorenzo
Sister cry cry
Lorenzo hit the sister
Older sister hit lorenzo
Lorenzo stabs sister with a fork and sparp objects threatening to kill her find yourself a faugly lorenzo
Usually dating someone named Annah. Likes soccer and swimming. Watches Hentai+Anime for 20 hours a day. Can be nicknamed Enzo.
"Hey Lorenzo. Hru?"
"Great. Annah's doing well and just finished soccer practice."