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Gang-ridden city, where the thugs outnumber cops by 10 to 1. For every cop, there are 35 gang members. LA is the city where if the cops won't shoot you dead, the gangs will. Turf wars, gang murders, killings, rapes, murders, carjackings galore. It will take the National Guard to crush the gangs there.
Yo, this dude got hit up with an AK for wearing red.
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A mostly Spanish speaking city that looks like a Mexican village anywhere outside the city's West side.
A huge, flat, ghetto.
Alvy Singer: "Los Angeles I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."-Annie Hall (1977).
I lived in LA for my 4 year college time.
City is mostly dirty and full of homeless. Take any bus and you'll see for yourself. Or just walk in the street.
People are generally materialistic, fake. They think they're better than you if you're not a pretentious phony one like them. Not that you cant find other phonies in America, but per square mile it's more in LA.
Angelanos think they're racially diverse, but they're not. And they're racially divided.
It's not like you can strike a conversation with most easily bc e/o is so snobby and full of themselves. Humbleness and being yourself is not a trait Angelanos embody, because deep down people really are interested in what others will say all the frigging time. You cant be silly, awkward, it's "uncool", not fun, to most. Fitting into a shallowness culture is the most important thing here: Rich, famous, pretty, and/or hot are Angelinos inner values, more than in any other city.
The average one way 3 hour traffic makes you almost suicidal.
Cultural offerings in LA? Showing off a beach body at the pier. Or seeing Nila Tequila wannabes. And this comes from someone who's been to every museum here...
It also gets ridiculously warm (100++). Not enough rain.
IF YOU ARE SHALLOW, a bum, OR work in the entertainment industry, then LA will be a good city for you.
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a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.
Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch
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A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.
Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.
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A large metropolitan area split up into a billion 100,000 population "communities"
Weather is good, but the people are rude airheads.
Hella smog, and traffic.
People there arn't too smart. Some parts are way to ghetto.
Man Los Angeles sucks, let's go upstate to the Bay Area where it's really poppin.
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It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
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in a nutshell from a Native.
Mid-City is TRUE LA
Hancock Park > Beverly Hills
Pacific Palisades > Malibu
HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE
Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.
Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"
while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City
Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter
Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.
UCLA > University of South Central
*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.
Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)
north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes
dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there
People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.
The Redline is for tourists and valley people
THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.
the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.
WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.
WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
next to New York, Los Angeles is the second greatest place on earth.
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