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1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.
2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.
1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!
2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.
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Louisville, ohio is a quiet little town located about 15 min. outside of canton. its the place where all the old people are racist and the kids claim they arent, but we all know they are. everyone is always in everyone else's business, even the athletic director's secretary knows when you broke up with your significant other. we're awesome at sports and we aren't afraid to show/say it, which is the reason everyone claims we're they're biggest rival. its the place we cant wait to leave yet everyone always ends up coming back. we love it and hate it at the same time.. its soo small...everyone else...you're fucking jealous!!
louisville, ohio is not racist...see we'll show you with the 0% black population...
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Terminating a pregnancy with a baseball bat.
My girl just told me she was pregnant, but I gave a her a louisville abortion.
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1. The most awesome city in Kentucky
2. The largest city in Kentucky
Dude, you're from Louisville, Kentucky! That makes you AWESOME!
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A Metropolitian University in the heart of Louisville that was founded in 1798 and prides itself on its law, medical, engineering schools, Football and Basketball. The mascot is the cardinal and colors are cardinal and black
The University of Louisville stomped UK again in football this year
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A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.
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Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.
To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
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