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THE reason to hide your kids from the internet
I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.
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Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
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you wouldn't understand. did you stay with her? no man, you lost out. she's a hidden non evil genius. plays the guitar. loves people that say shit things about her. makes us feel like we have a home. she's my woman.
she is the love of my life and no one better
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I am so gratefull to have met you, i dont know how to tell you how much
i love you there are just no words to express it, i know i told you this already
but its true i just dont know any words to express how i feel about you
when i look at you i am filled with joy and happyness a felling in my chest and stomach
how my heart gets warmer when you smile at me and i just cant help but smile back cause
i am so happy when i see you smile and laugh it just sings to my heart
when you are happy sometimes it makes me tear up i would almost cry
its funny, you are the first person to make me cry ))))
you just make me so happy =,)
I love you from the bottom of my heart i wish i could hold you everyday and just
love you with all my being because i cant live without you
and i dont ever want to lose you the music of my soul,
shit i am tearing up just thinking of holding you =,))
I've never met someone like you to make me feel this way
so loved and so happy, you truly are my wolrd and the only thing that i want
is to make you happy, you are the half of my soul that i was missing
and i wanna thank you for completing me, us, completing us =,) <3
From the love of your life, I LOVE YOU <3
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That special person that fate, destiny, the cosmos, has placed on our paths, but not necessarily at the right time or place. The person we most care about--whether we are aware of it or not--the person that most moves us in body, mind, and soul. Dare I say a soul mate. The one special we have to bare the pang and scorn of 1000 years to behold for a fleeting instance in perfect time.
Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."
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Oh yeah ethan is kaylenes love of her life