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mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
Egyptian or Hebrew name? Whatever! in the Syrian language she is a princess of the waters… but wait, she looks Persian.
She has nothing of a Virgin María coz she’s fucking passionate and sexy.
as doubtful and mysterious as her name.
Me: I love Luisa María in secret…
Friend: an earthquake is coming and you are on the fault.
Luisa is usually a sex oriented girl. She wakes up thinking of sex and goes to bed thinking of sex.
Luisa is a true definition of a sex pheen.
Luisa loves to suck and swallow and almost always squirts
Person: Hey Luisa what are you doing
Luisa: Having sex
Her birthdate is mostly in march, she is a friend that gives u good energy and u like beeing with her. Mostly she's really flirty to her friends (that's her personality). She could give you just one look and u get nervous. She has a great style and cool shoes. She is the defenition of perfect she's mostly angry too and can't handle that anger.
1: hey do u know a luisa?
2: oh yeah, who doesn't. She is such a perfect girl.
A word to use when someone compliments you. Often compared to the word perfect as the word describes the state of euphoria that other person made you feel.
Person 1: Omg you're actually the most handsome guy in the world.
Person 2: Wow Person 1 thats so luisa of you i think i might curl up into a ball
Sweetest girl ever! Truly beautiful and you can get lost in those eyes.
super sexy and hot and awesome and the best person in the entire world, (everyone loves)
omg ur name is luisa?! u must be super super awesome and popular and sexy