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The process in which a female is performing oral sex on a male and he begins to ejaculate; she proceeds to lunge forward in an attempt to bypass the mouth and get a straight shot of semen to the esophagus.
"Jade's lurching skills are phenomenal. Didn't spill a drop."
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The act of sucking a bubble out of a person's butthole.
My boyfriend came over last night and he lurched me.
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According to Wikipedia: "Rush Limbaugh, soon joined by other conservative pundits, used the nickname Lurch to describe the tall and slim 2004 Democrat Presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts."
In 2004, Lurch was defeated by George W Bush
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An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.
Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!
The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs may include bad dancing, inappropriate touching, constant staring, rude comments, and standing over someone's bed and watching them sleep.
The party was good, but I felt really bad for some of the girls there, Adam was really lurching around all night.
A rapper from Texas who while under the influence of pcp killed a 21 year old woman. He then cut open her chest and ate parts of her lungs. The police picked him up naked in a street staring at the sky. He is now serving life in prison.
Big Lurch is a rapper who smokes PCP and eats human lungs.
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When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas.
WTF why you lock and lurch get me outta here!