Vitamin M1 is a essential nutrient discovered by doctor Hugh G Rection. It is heavily found in things like Mountain Dew and Doritos. A lack of Vitamin M1 gives you normie disease.
Sir, you have a lack of Vitamin M1. Take these Doritos
When you get your thumb stuck in the chamber while you reload an M1 Garand.
Yesterday me and the boys were shootin' the ol' M1 and I got the M1 thumb.